Oh yes Mrs Graham, we'll demonstrate our physics experiment for the oral exam in mechanical physics 101. The force from the rope strangling you equals the force of gravity pulling you down. Meaning if the weight of the body increases, the strangulation force increases. Hence a heavy girl strangles faster than a lighter girl. If we apply some extra force, for instance by pulling your legs downwards, the force from the rope will add at exact the same amount and strangle you faster and more painful. If we lift you slightly upwards, the force from the rope will decrease proportional and you will strangle slower and less painful. The total amount of pain is the product of the momentary pain and time it takes for you to strangle to death. Our theory is that the total amount of pain is constant. We'll measure the pain by logging your heartbeat, electronic measurement of muscular activity in your face, thighs and groin, and the. Which of the two experiments shall we carry out Mrs Graham? Mrs Graham? You're not answering! Ok, then we'll carry out both. We'll just hang you to an inch of your life in the first experiment, take a little lunchbreak while you recover and then carry out the second experiment. Then we'll start all over again after an hour. As we all know we have to repeat the experiment several times to get significant results. Ready? Here we go...
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A far shorter story than the previous ones shoe\wing my really nerdy side.
Just imagine the verdict....."I sentence you to be transported to the moon and hanged by the neck inside the spaceshup until you die of slow strangulation, dehydration or exhaustion....".
Thinking about it, it actually sound very arousing....😍
Hmmm... Aspecially the uncertainty of the three possible causes of death are very unsettling...
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thank you for the great story 😘.